Monthly Archives: February 2011

Fortune smiles on the Page 56 Line 5 Game

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Anyone who has ever spent more than a week on a social media site (which used to mean one of several places, but now pretty much means Facebook) has encountered the Page-56-Line-5 Game.

The game goes like this:

Open the book closest to you (not your favorite!) to page 56.  Copy line 5 from that page as your status, and explain the rules in a comment.  No cheating!

Typically this results in a forgettable, unidentifiable line even in the most well-written and easily recognizable work.  But, the other day luck was with me when the 56-5 Game reared its hackneyed head.

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Archaic Definition of the Week – Mageira

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publishingmageira /muh JY ruh/ n A woman’s sublimation of sexual desire through cooking.

Depraved and Insulting English, by Peter Novobatzky and Ammon Shea.

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Overheard Wisdom on First-Class Treatment

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Sometimes, overheard snippets of conversation create miniature stories of their own, revealing character and family dynamics as clearly as a novel, and much more succinctly. 

Take, for example, this conversation overheard on an airplane:

Kid– When are we going to get something to drink?

Man– They have to serve those people [first class] right now.

Kid– Why?

Man– Because they’re special.

Woman– They are not special. They just paid more.