I was going to write a crabby letter but I ran out of crustacionery.
Monthly Archives: June 2014
To be fair, the Washington Post piece is actually about all the bad analogies to Game of Thrones. Check it out for a good chuckle!
Nicéphore Niépce: I’ve invented something wonderful!
Friend: Photos, or it didn’t happen…
I was walking through a home improvement store the other day and saw a sign that read: “SMOKE ALARMS”
And, I thought, “Yes, it tends to.”
When the oldest tailor in the country died, the other tailors dedicated the day of his funeral to offering free measurement services for the poor.
It was a fitting tribute.
The log had been waiting in the woodpile for months.
When he finally made it to the fireplace, he was stoked!
This snarky image of mine was recently featured on UNSUCK DC METRO‘s Facebook page. (For more of my commentary on the DC transit system, check out my Design page.)
Is “arsenal” as funny in the UK as “assassin” is in the US?
