Monthly Archives: July 2014

Baffingly obtuse reaction among authors to the Amazon-Hachette dispute

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“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
– Mark Twain, Notebook, 1904

mytwocentsWhen I first heard of Amazon’s “bullying” tactics against Hachette, I was shouting angrily right along with the herd … I mean crowd.

Actually, no. I mean herd.

Taking Twain’s advice, I looked a little deeper into my knee-jerk alignment with the majority. You don’t have to look deeper, now, because the tawdry timeline has been laid out in the letter Amazon sent to writers and lit agents a few days back. Skip to the bottom to read the full letter; I’ve put the timeline in bold.

The allegations there include Hachette stumbling their way past the expiration of their contract with Amazon, ignoring attempts by Amazon to behave like a responsible and professional partner by dealing with that expiration before it happened, taking months to respond to business correspondence from Amazon, failing to keep their word on providing a timely counteroffer, and failure to diligently and promptly represent the best interests of their authors and customers.

As I pointed out earlier, Hachette’s response really doesn’t do much to refute the allegations. In one particularly bizarre response, Hachette characterized Amazon not honoring the contract Hachette allowed to expire as imposing “sanctions” on Hachette books. Do they understand how business works?

Is Amazon’s economic scale a problem? Yes, yes, a thousand times yes. But that doesn’t mean the entitled oafishness of publishers like Hachette should simply be ignored. The cultural malaise of traditional publishers is far more problematic for authors and readers than the sheer immensity of Amazon. And, the absurdity only gets worse… Continue reading

Category: My Two Cents

Odd Thought on Fair Employment

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OddThoughtsThe carnival employee was thrilled to finally get to work the merry-go-round.

Unfortunately, it was a rotational assignment.

Category: Odd Thoughts

No funny thing happened on the way to the plural

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JNL-drinkSomething odd occurred to me this morning concerning the concept of grammatical number.

Languages have singular forms and plural forms: dog vs. dogs. Some languages have collective words from which the singular (here called “singulative”) can be derived: Arabic baqar “cattle” vs. baqarah “cow.” Some languages even have dual and trial forms for specifically two or three things. And, some languages have a “paucal” form to distinguish a few of something from many.

But what about zero things? Continue reading

Odd Thought on Elevator Pitches

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OddThoughtsAwful sitcom pitch:

A struggling young comic has to move back in with his non-nonsense dad, who runs a lumber yard. Working title: “Building Material”

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By the way, this would be a fantastic (as in fantastically bad) pitch to include in the film Baltimore, MD.

Not that Goliath needs defending, but … Hachette is not the David you’re looking for

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mytwocentsSometimes, the underdog is the bad guy. I know, I know this is anathema to American sentiments. But sometimes, every now and then, the little guy is the greater of two evils who deserves what the Big Bad Tough dishes out.

So, let’s talk about Hachette v. Amazon.

It seems these days like Amazon is the tall poppy everyone is eager to take a whack at. And, I’m no fan of the near-monopoly power enjoyed by giants like Amazon, Walmart, Google, etc. in a what should be a merit-rewarding, competitive market economy. Amazon’s god-like reach is indisputably problematic.

But, there’s something to be said about the indispensable power of sheer power to sweep out poor practices.

Consider the latest uproar over Amazon’s offer—widely dismissed as a PR stunt—to give Hachette authors 100 percent of ebook sales until the current pricing dispute is settled. Actually, don’t consider the uproar or the offer. Consider instead the allegations of bumbling and stalling that Amazon has levied against Hachette, and Hachette’s ironically confessional reaction to them. Continue reading

Odd Thought on Pachydermological Chemistry

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Periodic Table of the Elephants

Category: Odd Thoughts

Top Ten Posts (as of July 2014)

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jnl-faceThere was a gigantic spike in web traffic a while back, all of it a result of my piece on optimizing the DC Metro. The bump literally pushed 2014 to the Busiest Year Ever slot over two days in May!

(I guess I can take the rest of the year off…)

Now that the surge has died down, I thought it might be a good time to do a revised Top Ten Posts list. As I was putting the numbers together, I also realized something intriguing: the list clearly adheres to a power law. For fun, I included a graph showing this Pareto-like distribution of the Top Ten. Continue reading

Category: About Me

Happy July 4th!

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Pastriotism

Category: Odd Thoughts

Odd Thought on Numerals

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OddThoughts“Hang Ten!”

Fun, from a surfer.

Not so fun, from a prison camp warden.

Category: Odd Thoughts