Then, Pontius Pirate washed his hook of the matter…

Okay, so it’s a little pretentious to call five episodes of a parody webcomic a “series.”

But, how else should I title a post organizing all of the Game of Abbeys mash-ups together?

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The shtick insect uses that same old gimmick to hide from predators.

The “Ambiguity Effect” is a cognitive bias for which I don’t know the definition … so it’s probably not very common.

A “pedicurie” is when you burn the edges of your toenails off with radiation.

Okay, so it was a no-brainer that the iconic astromech droid would probably not be left out of the sequel Star Wars trilogy. J. J. Abrams, whom Disney has put at the helm of the next three Star Wars flicks, is known for pandering to fans.

But, I did also include R2D2 in my take on how Abrams might scramble Lucas’s universe, based on his ethnicity-flipping, plot-reversing, lens-flaring, fan-servicing reboot of the Star Trek series. So, I’m taking credit for that. *shrug*

Remember the 70° (pardon my Fahrenheit) weather the other day in the nation’s capital? Well, forget that, it’s inches of snow for you tomorrow, District of Columbia!

Spark: Someone shares with me one of the many “baby fist-bumping” memes.

Thought one: It’s funny how babies sometimes take on adult expressions the complex emotions under which they can’t possibly feel. That baby looks gangsta.

Thought two: I wonder if the “H O L D F A S T” tattoo on the knuckles of the old sailor in Master and Commander were representative of a genuine 19th century trend of spelling knuckle tattoos, or if they were an anachronism based on modern-day gang/prison culture.

Thought three: If a fist-bumping baby had spelling knuckle tattoos, what four-letter word(s) would they spell? I once knew a guy with “W E E D” on his knuckles. What would be the baby equivalent of drug enthusiasm?

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