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Odd Thought on Counting Songs

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OddThoughts(To the tune of OneRepublic’s Counting Stars)

Lately, I’ve been
I’ve been losing sleep … dreaming about how wealthy we could be.
‘Cause Raymond, I’ve been
I’ve been gaming hard.
Now, no more counting toothpicks, we’ll be counting cards.

I see our luck
Going up tonight
We’ll fly up high just like a kite
In my face are flashing lights
I know you’ll pick the numbers right

A savant, that’s a trait we want
A wiz, keep it nonchalant
And let’s not let your skills be known
We don’t want your cover blown

IIIIIIIIII … am a really good driver, around in the driveway…

Eighty-two, eighty-two, eighty-two
Ten minutes to Wapner … I farted in the booth!

Lately, I’ve been
I’ve been losing sleep … dreaming about how wealthy we could be.
‘Cause Raymond, I’ve been
I’ve been gaming hard.
Now, no more counting toothpicks, we’ll be counting cards.

– co-written with Ron Gullekson

 

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Odd Thought on Dialectual Pronouns

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OddThoughtsA bunch of female sheep walk into a bar in New Jersey.

The bartender says, “Hey, what’re ewes doin’ in here?!”

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Starbucks – From Spices to Singularity

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The man who couldn’t stop plagiarizing

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When faced with more doors…

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OneRepublic vs. Elon Musk

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Happy Hobbit Release!

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Odd Thought on Steven Tyler’s Kitchen

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Odd Thought on Detectives

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OddThoughtsMagnum Pi has 3.14159 mustaches.

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Odd Thought on Provinces

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OddThoughts“Moesia, mo’ problems.” – Emperor Valens.

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