Instigator – “The golfer got too close to the water hazard and never saw the big lizard coming.”
Category Archives: Odd Thoughts
In a survey of accused criminals conducted in Italy, roughly 98 percent of Spartacuses are lying.
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Afterthought: Spartaci?
Today’s Odd Thought brought to you by hunger and a food-starved brain searching a mall on a Saturday afternoon.
“Don’t feed him! If you feed a cat, it won’t catch mice.”
-Things a Hypothetical 19th Century Grandma Would Say
ABC NEWS – The Pigtails Are Gone: Willie Nelson Cuts His Hair
All the Federales say he could have cut them any day; he only let them grow so long … out of kindness, I suppose.
Am I the only one who thinks the present participles of the words “do” and “go” look like they should rhyme with “boing”?
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[And, that’s not even close to what getting hit with a quarterstaff sounds like.]
A moscato! Albariño!
A prosecco: what a vino!
Trebbiano, trebbiano, trebbiano, trebbiano!
– if Kurt Cobain had been really, really into wine
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[That’s from the hit track “Smells Like Teen Spirit With a Hint of Oak and Undertones of Citrus.”]